June 2022

Useless

*Shawn Green, outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers once went 6-6 with four home runs, a double, and a single in a game at the Milwaukee Brewers, setting the Major League record with 19 total bases in a single game. He broke the record of Joe Adcock, a player for the Milwaukee Braves, who went 5-5 with four home runs and a double (18 total bases). It’s said that Adcock’s double missed being the only five-homer game in MLB history by inches. This is information that is, for all practical purposes, useless. My brain is full of this garbage. I promise, I’m not looking any of these things up; feel free to do so and correct me if I’m wrong.

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